Corrupt-a-Wish

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but to make the pain go away you must pressure wash your house this weekend.

I wish the ocean was a little bit warmer.

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but a whaling vessel comes by and harpoons you by accident.

I wish the harpoon would bounce off of Amphibic.

 

[Amphibic]

granted... if one day ı m a bad harpooner maybe it will be

ı wish koreanfrogger would be a kind of amhibic

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but Koreanfrogger just lost his focus in life (picking on Amphibic) and is walking around aimlessly.

I wish Koreanfrogger could get his old life back.

 

[Amphibic]

granted... ı will tell it to God

ı wish everyone could be an immortal

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but then the earth would be overpopulated with not enough food for everyone to enjoy their immortality.

I wish I could eat a pizza right now.

 

[Amphibic]

granted.. its far away from just a call

ı wish ı cant touch the Sun but not burn

 

[freediver]

granted.. its far away from just a call

ı wish ı cant touch the Sun but not burn

Granted, no burn but blinded severely.

I wish Amphibic wouldn't not use double negatives!

 

[wstein]

granted, instead he uses double positives....

I wish it was it was June 17th, so I'd be on my way to Vegas.

 

[Amphibic]

granted, instead he uses double positives....

I wish it was it was June 17th, so I'd be on my way to Vegas.

not he she

granted... be patient

ı wish tomorrow would be my birthday