Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

Granted, I got out my chainsaw and cut a 10ft door way, now I am outside breathing the sweet fresh air (cough cough cough....damn forest fire smoke)

I wish everyone would stop making fun of my huge wedgie.

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but it is still so obvious that everyone now is just talking behind your back

I wish wstein would stop torching Florida.

 

[freediver]

Granted, but wstein’s wedgie got so big it pushed his checks out so far that he can no longer fit through a door. As a result, he remains indoors on a computer all day long lambasting the rest of us.

I wish wstein could get outdoors and get some fresh air.

Granted I guess but I'm tired of seeing you guys pinch his cheeks cause you think they are "oh so cute"!

I wish I could erase the memory of what I have seen here today.

 

[freediver]

Granted I guess but I'm tired of seeing you guys pinch his cheeks cause you think they are "oh so cute"!

I wish I could erase the memory of what I have seen here today.

Granted. Everyone's memory is erased.

I wish I could remember to read all of the posts before I post mine.

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but it would cause such a vacuum in your head that your face collapses inward.

I wish freediver would get back to work so he could pay some of his bills.

 

[sasscuba]

Granted. Everyone's memory is erased.

I wish I could remember to read all of the posts before I post mine.

GRANTED BUT THERE ARE 1,000,000,000,000 POSTS TO READ!

I wish to have Jessica Alba as my second wife!

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but before her/his operation he/she was known as James Alba and not all of the plumbing was rerouted

I wish I knew why stangscuba98a requested that wish

 

[freediver]

GRANTED BUT THERE ARE 1,000,000,000,000 POSTS TO READ!

I wish to have Jessica Alba as my second wife!

Granted but you are arrested for bigamy.

I wish you guys would slow down a bit.

 

[sasscuba]

Granted, but before her/his operation he/she was known as James Alba and not all of the plumbing was rerouted

I wish I knew why stangscuba98a requested that wish

granted...google pictures of Jessica Alba...ahhhhhhhhhhh.

 

[freediver]

Insert <CRAP!!! missed again!!> here!!