Corrupt-a-Wish

[cruisekingkris]

Granted, but now vanna has to do the talking on Jeopardy....

I wish I could hit my 3 iron.

 

[freediver]

Granted, but now vanna has to do the talking on Jeopardy....

I wish I could hit my 3 iron.

Granted, you hit it all day.......... on the pavement, on the cart path, in the bunker, on the tree, over your caddy's head. In fact you hit it so well, it becomes a 1 1/2 iron by the end of the day.

I wish cruisekingkris would attend more of his anger management classes and quit hanging out at the greens.

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, we can read it but the thoughts are so few and far between, we soon get bored and leave you to your burn salve and lightning rod.

I wish Taniwha would stop editing and deleting his posts before I can reply.

Haha...sorry, somebody got in front of me!:biggrimja

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, you hit it all day.......... on the pavement, on the cart path, in the bunker, on the tree, over your caddy's head. In fact you hit it so well, it becomes a 1 1/2 iron by the end of the day.

I wish cruisekingkris would attend more of his anger management classes and quit hanging out at the greens.

Granted, but now all the people in the anger management class are wearing yellow shirts and red knickers.

I wish cruisekingkris would dress better.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, the yellow shirts and red knickers now proudly sport designer labels.

I wish designer clothing were more practical.

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but now designer clothes are primarily made from spandex.

I wish everyone would not run scared every time they saw DiverBry in spandex.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,...But then they all will run to you with your pair of spandex to wear..pink ones

I wish I did not get so sun burned on my legs.

 

[parrottheaddiver]

granted, but you are now sunburned in a striped pattern as a result of laying in the shade of a palm tree.

i wish i was sitting on a beach somewhere under a palm tree.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,... but your legs will get sun burned.

I wish sun burns did not hurt

 

[Amphibic]

granted... if it hurts u dont have sunbathing

ı wish ı could chatting with whales