Corrupt-a-Wish

[freediver]

Granted, he inserts it by being a punch me clown.

I wish my girlfriend didn't break my heart and would go back home.

Granted, she breaks your spleen and ends up with a "punch me clown" since he is much more humorous.

I wish my book entitled "Memoirs of a Corrupt a Wish Playa" would sell millions so I could take you guys out diving and maybe some pizza too!

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but on our return you're sued for plagerism and go into heavy debt.

I wish I were diving to get my mind off things.

 

[freediver]

Granted, but on our return you're sued for plagerism and go into heavy debt.

I wish I were diving to get my mind off things.

Granted but you get narcosis so severely that you lose your mind and you start your 1500 foot descent to try and find it.

I wish ScubaMike would keep his mind into what he is doing.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, ScubaMike will kick harder to get to 1500 ft.

I wish I had more tanks to stay at 1500 ft.

 

[sea_dragon]

Granted, ScubaMike will kick harder to get to 1500 ft.

I wish I had more tanks to stay at 1500 ft.

granted: you are with a tank big enough to hold enough air to keep u down there until a sea monster came along and ate you a live...

I wish i had a female super model has a dive buddy

 

[Diver0001]

Granted, but she hates you and tries to drown you.

I wish cars polluted less.

 

[sea_dragon]

Granted, but she hates you and tries to drown you.

I wish cars polluted less.

granted, but you have to get a 2nd job just to drive to work.. due to $50 per gallon fuel priced....

I wish i could have time machine

 

[wstein]

Granted, but cows have replaced cars as the biggest polluters

I wish that cows didn't let off so much methane gas

 

[Bryan]

Granted, now wstein lets off the methane.

I wish I wasn't so close to the methane.

 

[sea_dragon]

Granted, now wstein lets off the methane.

I wish I wasn't so close to the methane.

granted... the flash from the wish being granted blew up and left you in all over the ocean as fish food...


I wish for an unlimited amount of wishes....