Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, but how do you cure an itch contracted from a politician?

I wish I had a can of Lysol...

 

[sea_dragon]

Granted, but how do you cure an itch contracted from a politician?

I wish I had a can of Lysol...

Granted, poof your in a germ infested house with a empty can of lysol...

I wish i has all the knowlege of the world....:brain:

 

[freediver]

Granted, poof your in a germ infested house with a empty can of lysol...

I wish i has all the knowlege of the world....:brain:

:lol:

Granted but all this knowledge only makes you a slightly better Scubaboard poster.

I wish for the simple things in life.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but you get bored of them.

I wish to go skydiving

 

[freediver]

Granted, but you get bored of them.

I wish to go skydiving

Granted but I was so bored I forgot to pack your chute!

I wish ScubaMike would recover quickly from his horrific injuries.

 

[sea_dragon]

Granted, but you get bored of them.

I wish to go skydiving

wish granted: he heals but find out that his hand are located are attacted to the ankles and feet are attacted to wrist
i wish i could swim along with a great white shark

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but you're doing so from within its stomach!

I wish I knew why ScubaMike's hand are located are attacted to the ankles and feet are attacted to wrist

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, but now you're in a mental hospital wondering why your arms are located are attacted to a straightjacket.

I wish I knew what the heck that meant!

 

[freediver]

Granted, but now you're in a mental hospital wondering why your arms are located are attacted to a straightjacket.

I wish I knew what the heck that meant!

Granted but now you owe me a new computer monitor since I spewed beverage all over this one!

I wish Taniwha would be more careful where he inserts his humor.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, he inserts it by being a punch me clown.

I wish my girlfriend didn't break my heart and would go back home.