Corrupt-a-Wish

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but your fingers are broken by wstein's Lincoln Logs.

I wish Scubatoys finds a major defect with my regs and they have to send me better ones.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but they want to know what's wrong with your current ones and which ones you want instead.

I wish I were going on a cruise in Alaska

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but it's in a rowboat.

I wish DiverBry would make me assistant instructor

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but its Driver's Ed!

I wish I knew the hours ScubaMike was on the road, so I knew when to stay off the sidewalks, LOL

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but you have to use a walker and takes you twice as long to get around.

I wish DiverBry would hunt a waskaly wabbit

 

[Bryan]

Granted, I have set my traps and baited them with carrot cake.

I wish I had an ACME anvil.

 

[Diver0001]

Granted but you're Wile E. Coyote and you don't know it yet but that anvil has a mind of it's own.

I wish I didn't have allergies to Birch trees.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, now you have allergies to waskally wabbits.

I wish I could catch Bugs Bunny

 

[freediver]

Granted, now you have allergies to waskally wabbits.

I wish I could catch Bugs Bunny

Granted, you catch Bugs from a Bunny and you're up all night with a miserable itch.

I wish you guys would stop referencing these stupid cartoon characters..........hey Spongebob is on!!

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, but now they're referencing politicians.

I wish politicians were smarter, so you could reference them intelligently.