Corrupt-a-Wish

[Amphibic]

granted, every one (clever one) would take that so he will too

ı wish ı could playi a enstrumant

 

[Diver0001]

Granted, but it's bagpipes.

I wish I had a whole bus-load of diving gear.

 

[wstein]

Granted, but it dive gear from the 40's that is worthless

I wish all the other bullies would stop picking on me and video taping it.

 

[Diver0001]

Granted, instead they invite crowds to watch.

I wish i had whole bus-load of *modern* diving gear

 

[wstein]

Granted, but every single piece of it is broke or mismatched.

I wish Diver0001 keep his dive gear up better

 

[Diver0001]

granted but I shouldn't be answering that.

I wish I had a whole bus-load of *modern* dive gear in good repair

 

[wstein]

Granted, but I steal your bus and sell all the dive gear on ebay and make a bus load of money

I wish I had a ice cold corona right......NOW!

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, it tastes odly like roturners urine

I wish I could go see MI3

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but you have to stand up due to recent exams.

I wish I had a wireless BuddyPhone system for my AGA.

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, but there's no wires inside either, so it's like a Fisher-Price toy.

I wish Fisher-Price made better toys.