Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, they now make diving gear that has telephone dials, horns, and rattle accessories.

I wish I had a Fisher-Price regulator.

 

[freediver]

Granted, they now make diving gear that has telephone dials, horns, and rattle accessories.

I wish I had a Fisher-Price regulator.

Granted. It will compliment your Mattel BCD and your Whamo computer.

I wish I knew who left the Lincoln Logs in the pool.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but you forgot.

I wish DiverBry wasn't so obsessed with rectal exams.

 

[freediver]

Granted, but you forgot.

I wish DiverBry wasn't so obsessed with rectal exams.

Ok granted but he just becomes a bit more passionate about your breast exams.

I wish DiverBry would learn to keep his hands to himself.

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, but he becomes obsessed with touching freediver with his feet.

I wish a piano would fall on freediver's head

 

[freediver]

granted, but he becomes obsessed with touching freediver with his feet.

I wish a piano would fall on freediver's head

Granted, OW!! #$%@&^%$#% son of a #$@$%#&^%^. Luckily it was just a baby grand.

I wish ScubaMike and myself had lives and real friends and something to do on a Friday evening but play Corrupt a wish like a couple of pathetic losers.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but all our friends ditch us.

I wish freediver would buy me some shinner

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but he spills it all over you as he momentarily loses balance due to his piano concussion.

I wish I had some mac and cheese.

 

[wstein]

Granted, but is taste like card board

I wish the freaks on here wouldn't make me laugh so hard I almost pee myself

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but instead of #1, its #2... and now we know where the lincoln logs came from!

I wish I could play the piano...