Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, you have unlimited wishes, but don't we all? There just aren't enough grants to go around!

I wish fish food wasn't so delicious.

 

[sea_dragon]

Granted, you have unlimited wishes, but don't we all? There just aren't enough grants to go around!

I wish fish food wasn't so delicious.

Zap wish is granted, now the new flavor is sewer sand.... now try putting that flavor in your mouth....

i wish i knew the dimension for a 300 gallon aquarium

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but I can't talk with this sewer flavor happening in my mouth.

I wish I could buy everyone a round of beer.

 

[sea_dragon]

Granted, but I can't talk with this sewer flavor happening in my mouth.

I wish I could buy everyone a round of beer.

granted... hand you with a free beer card.... but each beer you get a bolt of lightening hits you...

i wish i could have a few of those beers....

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but they are all Heinikins.

I wish I could harness this lightning energy

 

[freediver]

Granted, but they are all Heinikins.

I wish I could harness this lightning energy

Granted but you can only harness it in the nude and it ends up toasting your lightning rod!!

I wish I could think of an uncorruptable wish..............to give to a child..........uhhhh....a disabled child...........uhhhh........a disabled child with little hope.........uhhhh....a disabled child with little hope that would be devastated if his wish were corrupted. Oh and he has a family of twelve to feed.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but we ordered enough food for 13, not 12.

I wish I had something for these burns!

 

[freediver]

Granted, but we ordered enough food for 13, not 12.

I wish I had something for these burns!

Granted, you receive a nice glass of muriatic acid. Sure it destroys your esophagus but it gets your mind off the lightning rod incident.

I wish I had some ear plugs so I didn't have to listen to DiverBry scream.

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, but the ear plugs are made by Fisher Price. They have bells, whistles, and "spinny" things, but no DiverBry scream filters.

I wish DiverBry would stop showing off his destroyed esophagus (and lightning rod burns...nobody wants to see that s***t!)

 

[Bryan]

gurgle smyx syzzle ftpzzsss....

I wish others could read my mind so I could wish for it to stop!