Corrupt-a-Wish

[freediver]

Granted but they reported you to the police.

I wish Catherine and Kimmie thought as highly of each other as we think of them...

Granted but now with their efforts combined we must go through the ritual chant and dance before we post anything regarding Catherine and Kimmie.

I wish that I didn't have to perform this ridiculous chant and dance, nude in front of my neighbors..........while holding a bowling ball.........and gargling!

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but now you're holding a tennis ball.

I wish I had V8.

 

[Diver0001]

I wish that I didn't have to perform this ridiculous chant and dance, nude in front of my neighbors..........while holding a bowling ball.........and gargling!

Granted but the natives are so stoned that they think you're edible!

I wish I were edible ... or at least slightly edible.

 

[freediver]

Granted but the natives are so stoned that they think you're edible!

I wish I were edible ... or at least slightly edible.

Granted and I will take that as a reference to Catherine and Kimmie so I hope you are doing the dance and chant.

I wish Diver0001 would take a brief break so I could eat dinner.
note: no reference to Catherine and Kimmie......Doh!!

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, now Diver0001 has put his briefs in your dinner.

I wish you all would think of some new rituals besides dancing and chanting nude.

 

[freediver]

Granted, now Diver0001 has put his briefs in your dinner.

I wish you all would think of some new rituals besides dancing and chanting nude.

Granted but the spaghetti gets kinda cold and sticky after awhile.

I wish someone would help me get this spaghetti off of me.

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, one pit bull is on the way.

I wish someone would tell me where freediver gets all of his ideas from.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but Julia Child has a non-disclosure agreement! Bon Appetit!

I wish I had an unlimited diving budget.

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but freediver just stole it to pay off Julia Child.

I wish freediver would leave my unlimited diving budget alone.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but now Julia Child is after blood.

I wish I could travel to Wakatobi in June.