Corrupt-a-Wish

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but after you bought your ticket you found out that the International Airport in Bali is closed to Texans.

I wish I did not have to look up where Wakatobi was on Google.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but as a Wakatobi native, you don't have the Internet.

I wish Julia Child would stop chasing me.

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but Mike Tyson now has you pinned to the ground and wants you to call him his special friend.

I wish I could make a movie of Mike Tyson taking down DiverBry.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but in a surprise move, DiverBry bites off Mike Tyson's ear and avoids psychological trauma.

I wish I had rights to the Today Show interview the next day.

 

[freediver]

Granted, but in a surprise move, DiverBry bites off Mike Tyson's ear and avoids psychological trauma.

I wish I had rights to the Today Show interview the next day.

Granted but they both bite off your ears and you can't hear the rest of the interview.

I wish you guys would stop trying to set me up with Julia Child.

 

[wstein]

Granted, but instead we try setting you up with dr ruth.

I wish I could freedivers and dr ruth's first date

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but it would be the last thing you saw before you went blind!

I wish I could see Julia Child getting jealous and chasing Dr. Ruth while waving a loaf of french bread angrily.

 

[wstein]

granted, but she swings at dr ruth, misses and hits you, knocking out all your teeth in a freak accident.

I wish diver would get himself a tube of fixadent to keep his new dentures from falling out.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but while at the store I meet a cosmetic dentist who sets me up with perfect dental implants

I wish gas prices were lower.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted. They are 1 cent lower.

i wish DM training wasn't so expensive