Corrupt-a-Wish

[Diver0001]

Granted, but now the open water course costs twice as much.

I wish I hadn't accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper when I was 6 years old.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, you actually did it on purpose.

I wish restaurant food looks as good when served as it does in the menus.

 

[wstein]

granted, but it now taste 10 times worst

i wish my xterra got better gas mileage

 

[freediver]

granted, but it now taste 10 times worst

i wish my xterra got better gas mileage

Granted. The person that stole your Xterra is cruising around getting 42 miles to the gallon.

I wish this Xterra had more headroom.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted. The Xterra is really top heavy and you have to take turns at 5 mph.

I wish I could go to Coz again.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but the Xterra stalled underwater enroute.

I wish I owned a drysuit.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted. It got stolen by the owner of the Xterra.

I wish I had a 6 pack

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but they are Wal-Brew(tm) which expired last year.

I wish I had a brain.

 

[Logiconor]

granted, its pickled in a jar

i wish i didnt hav to do modern languages

 

[Bryan]

Granted, now you are doing Latin.

Meum est propisitum in taberna mori.