Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

Granted, but they come up to your arm pits

I wish I could be a bench warmer instead of a cheerleader in the NCaWL (National Corupt a Wish Legeaue)

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, you sit in freedivers lap now.

I wish it was dinner time

 

[ScubaKimmie]

Granted, you sit in freedivers lap now.

I wish it was dinner time

It is dinner time but they're serving sea slugs

I wish I was living in the tropics.....

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but malaria is going around.

I wish I lived in Finland.

 

[freediver]

Granted, but malaria is going around.

I wish I lived in Finland.

Granted but Finland was voted out of existence at the last convention.

I wish someone would call me off of the bench, my butt cheeks are getting numb.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted. You've been drafted to play on the Island Tropics team!!!

I wish I had some beer to wash down these slugs.

 

[freediver]

Granted. You've been drafted to play on the Island Tropics team!!!

I wish I had some beer to wash down these slugs.

Granted. Ahhh crap I got your wish mixed up with the baseball player who wanted me to hide his urine sample. Anyway, how do the slugs taste?

I wish ScubaMike would drink more water to flush his kidneys.

 

[ScubaMike05]

ROFLMAO.

Wish granted. ScubaMike drank so much water that he grew gills and lives underwater

I wish I could understand what these fish are talking about.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. Granted but they speak in a real high tone that could shatter glass

I wish my boss was in a better mood today!

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted. She/He promotes someone you know to be underqualified to supervise you.

I wish I had a burrito right now