Corrupt-a-Wish

[Mack Diver]

Granted, but it gives you a violent case of gas just as your major presentation is starting

I wish it was lunch time

 

[ticokitty]

It is, but you are at a public school and all they are serving is cold chicken nuggets.

I wish I had gills in addition to my current situation, I could swim or walk the Earth...

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted. You have to wear a fishbowl on your head out of the water because the gills take over.

I wish I had some Gas X to get rid of my gas.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but it suddenly renders you negatively buoyant, sending you to the bottom of the sea.

I wish I had an HID light.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted. It came with a defect that only works when outside in the bright sun.

I wish to be a hundredaire!

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but you lost it all at Vegas.

I wish I had a hummer.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted. It got vandalized and tagged with the words "wstein"

I wish I could swim like a turtle.

 

[freediver]

Granted. It got vandalized and tagged with the words "wstein"

I wish I could swim like a turtle.

Granted but all your fish friends make fun of you because you "swim like a turtle".

I wish ScubaMike could use his "gas problem" as underwater propulsion.

 

[ScubaMike05]

I wish ScubaMike could use his "gas problem" as underwater propulsion.

:lol:

Granted, ScubaMike05 is speeding around in Coz making the viz really bad.

I wish for 3 more wishes

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,...But these wishes get double corrupted

I wish it was cooler outside