Corrupt-a-Wish

[ScubaMike05]

Granted. It's -30 F and you're snowed in behind 3 ft of snow.

I wish Fish_Whisperer would learn to put on a wetsuit

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

:lol: You turd.. :rofl:

Granted. But the arms are SO long and SO loose, and the legs are SO short and SO TIGHT!! (The zipper seems to be upside down, too! How 'bout that?)

I wish I had the afternoon off.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,... But it will storm, rain, snow, sleet and stuff

I wish I could leave work today

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted. You have to work Saturday until 7pm. Burn!!! lol

I wish i were Murphy's Special Friend

 

[sandshaker]

The only Murphy I know of is my boss....Granted have at it ...you...will ...love...him!?!!??? and he will love you back!

I wish I did not car pool today!

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted. Your car is burried under the 3 ft of snow and the heater is busted.

I wish I had a good dive budy.

 

[sandshaker]

awwwhhh that was not good.....my car is my baby!!!!!!

Granted,...But he/she is allergic to water and you catch it.

I wish my car was not buried under 3' of snow!!!

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but the battery is dead.

I wish to be cured of water allergy. *sneeze*

 

[freediver]

Granted, but the battery is dead.

I wish to be cured of water allergy. *sneeze*

Granted but the only cure involves a goat, some vaseline and some creativity.

I wish I knew what the hell ScubaMike was doing to that goat!!!

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted. ScubaMike is using the vasoline to marinate the goat to make a nice soup. Ahh, much better!

I wish freediver would get back to work!