Corrupt-a-Wish

[Diver0001]

Granted. ScubaMike is using the vasoline to marinate the goat to make a nice soup. Ahh, much better!

I wish freediver would get back to work!

Granted but his work involves giving you traffic tickets.

I wish scubaboard didn't go down so much.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted. Your internet goes down twice as much.

I wish freediver gains 50 lbs and sleeps in his car so he can't see me speeding by

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but your car runs out of gas 1/4 mile from freediver's car.

I wish SCUBAMike wasn't out of gas.

No, wait--can I take that back??

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but his wheel rolls off and tears up DiverBry's flower garden.

I wish for some chinese for dinner

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but cannibalism is outlawed in most places, even China.

I wish I had new flowers for my garden.

 

[ScubaMike05]

:lol:

Wish granted. They keep saying to you "feed me Seymour" :huh:

I wish I was 6 ft tall

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but now you are one of Seymour's flowers!

I wish I had a self-cleaning pool.

 

[freediver]

Granted, but now you are one of Seymour's flowers!

I wish I had a self-cleaning pool.

Granted but you're still going to need a heavy duty brush to remove those urine stains you left behind.

I wish I had another box of donuts to eat in my car while I watch you guys drive by. DiverBry and ScubaMike, fellas, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to see some id.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but they are used hemhorroid donuts (http://froogle.google.com/froogle_c...9803978&btnG=Search+Froogle&scoring=mrd&hl=en) and your mouth begins to itch a few days afterwards!

I wish I had a quesadilla!

 

[Traminer]

Granted, but the cook used drano instead of jalapeno sauce.

I wish I was diving this weekend.