Corrupt-a-Wish

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. But then you would have to give it to me!!!!

I wish wstein would hurry and give me my Ca$h!!!!

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but it's all in pennies and no banks will take it from you.

I wish I had a tall glass of water.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,..But your definition of tall and what's actual is about an 8" difference.

I wish my lunch tasted better!!!!!!!

 

[wstein]

Granted, it is the best tasting lunch you have ever had, but everything else taste terrible

I wish that sandshaker would quit stealing my corrupt a wish money.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but its texture resembles sand. Oh wait, it is sand!

I wish for world peace.

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, he sandshaker instead steals all your socks.

I wish it wasn't cloudy

 

[wstein]

granted, it is a bright sunny day now...howevery you lost your sunglasses and you don't have a hat

I wish sandshaker would give me back my sockes, especially the clean ones.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted, But I washed them with my red clothes so now your socks are all pink!

I wish the beatings would stop..even if morale has not improved!

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted, you will now be chained in front of a tv watching Hazel reruns until moral improves.

I wish my dog liked swimming

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. But you will never get him to come out of the water!

I wish my dog would not shed so much