Corrupt-a-Wish

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, your reg is freeflowing, your BC's power inflator hose is clogged with salt. Rental gear crappy and overpriced.

I wish someone would organize my office for me.

 

[parrottheaddiver]

granted, it just so happens that it is security as they are escorting you out of the building

i wish it was warmer out...52 degress sucks!

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, the you now live in phoenix with no electricity and all your winter clothing.

i wish my accounting homework did itself.

 

[wstein]

Granted, all your account homework is done, now you have a semesters worth of calculus to do by tomorrow morning.

I wish that ScubaMike wouldn't fall behind in his calculus homework like that.

 

[tndonor]

Granted, but he falls behind in all other course work.

Wish intellegence were required for a drivers license

 

[wstein]

Granted, but in this day and age of political correctness and fairness to everyone, they set the iq required to 5.

I wish I could go back to bed and sleep the rest of the day away.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but since Ed McMahan and the PCH sweepstakes couldn't wake you they gave the prize to your neighbor instead.

I wish Cracker Jacks had better prizes.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted, But you haven't enough money to purchase the $1,000.00 box of cracker jacks.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener...ha..ha

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but then everyone would be in love with you--in a bad way.

I wish there were another Matrix Trillogy.

 

[wstein]

granted, but it is as good as the pee wee herman movies

I wish I had a $100 for every corrupt a wish posting.