Corrupt-a-Wish

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but it's really low quality and you can only stay at 10ft.

I wish I were 6 ft tall

 

[parrottheaddiver]

granted, but you live and work in a place with 4 foot ceilings

i wish i had a time machine

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted, but it doesn't work so it just takes up space in your room.

I wish my corporate taxes were done.

 

[Diver0001]

Done but you owe them 50 grand.

I wish I had nothing but leisure time.

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted, but with no income you can't afford to change your mind.

I wish I got paid to corrupt wishes

 

[Diver0001]

Granted but it's the same wish over and over and over and .....

I wish my wishes were more interesting.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted but they are only interesting to a 4 year old

I wish, when I get home, the painting in my kitchen will be complete!!!!!

 

[wstein]

Granted, but now you have to paint the outside of your house!

I wish my trip to the bahama's was this weekend.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted, but the time Changes to 3 hour days.

I wish I were going to the Bahama's any near weekend

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted, you went last weekend and just don't remember. That's what you get for keeping artwork in your kitchen.

I wish I were diving in Floridia this weekend.