Corrupt-a-Wish

[teknitroxdiver]

Granted. The firefighters almost have the burning aircraft put out.

I wish my Dell was an Apple.

 

[Diver0001]

Granted but it will cost twice as much and only run half of your software.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, now everyone is walking around stoned.

I wish my knee would be better enough to go diving.

 

[freediver]

Granted, now everyone is walking around stoned.

I wish my knee would be better enough to go diving.

Granted but it costs you and arm and a leg.

I wish K'frogger would be more careful what he wished for.

 

[wstein]

Granted, but he has to hire a team of attorneys to ensure his wishes are legally binding and un-corruptable

i wish lived a on tropical island

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. But it is about a zillion degrees, too hot I think.

I wish I DID NOT ever have to shop Wal*Mart ever ever again

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted now you are swamped with constant email, snail mail, phone calls and personal visits by Walmart people begging you to come back.

I wish I caould learn how to type correctly

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,...But your fingers swell 8 1/2 times the size they are now

I wish we could get off work early today

 

[S. starfish]

Granted,...But your fingers swell 8 1/2 times the size they are now

I wish we could get off work early today

Granted, but ufortunately it's due to a plague of locusts

I wish I had a band of oopaloompas to obey my every whim

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but they are all homely teenage females who never stop talking (they will even talk in their sleep).

I wish freediver would teach me how to free dive