Corrupt-a-Wish

[darylm74]

Granted,.. But you are the former room mate

I wish I were rich!

Granted but you must donate all your money to the Corrupt-a-Wish foundation.

I wished Angelina Jolie was my wife.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,... But she gains 300 LBS. all her teeth fall out and she gets a sex change....

I wish I could go on a Vacation!!!!

 

[ScubaMike05]

Wish granted. You're stuck on a bus loaded with screaming children and chicken cages driving 15 hours.

I wish I didn't buy so much food for lunch.

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted. You got 1/100th of the food for the same amount of money.

I wish I had the money for a nice long diving vacation

 

[darylm74]

Wish granted. You're stuck on a bus loaded with screaming children and chicken cages driving 15 hours.

I wish I didn't buy so much food for lunch.

Wish granted but you're left with two stale crackers and a bottle of curdled milk.

I wish I had a device that I could disconnect a cellphone user while they talk and drive.

 

[wstein]

granted, but everytime you use it, your hair falls out

i wish the weekend was here.

 

[darylm74]

granted, but everytime you use it, your hair falls out

i wish the weekend was here.

granted but you have to work a 16 hour shift both Saturday and Sunday while your buddies are all off diving.

I wished I was 10 and knew everything I know now.

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted, but the next several years will be boring as hell since you fail to experience anything new.

I wish I was one of wstein's dive bussies this weekend.

 

[Giggi]

Granted, you're the dive bussie, transporting all the divers to the dive location, but since you're working, you can't dive anyway.

I wish I had an orange. I'm hungry.

 

[ScubaMike05]

wish granted. It's really bitter and you have no water to wash it down.

I wish my best friend flew into town