Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

granted, but you become as funny as a root canal

I wish i was diving

 

[jland800]

Granted.....but you totally flub it up and do the worlds loudest belly smacker!! That had to hurt!!


I wish I would win an all expenses paid trip to the barrier reef!

 

[wstein]

Granted but your flight to Australia leaves from the Antaritica

I wish my job would send me to Australia for 1 day of work and 5 days of vacation

 

[freediver]

Granted but your flight to Australia leaves from the Antaritica

I wish my job would send me to Australia for 1 day of work and 5 days of vacation

Granted but you're hurt on the job that 1 day and laid up in bed the other 5 days of vacation.

I wish wstein would be more careful on the job.

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but now freediver gets hurt on the job.

I wish ice cream was fat free.

 

[parrottheaddiver]

granted, but your freezer is broken and you live at the equator

i wish it was five oclock already

 

[wstein]

Granted, but it is 5 oclock in Iraq

I wish it was already 5pm here in florida

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted along with your boss' "wish" for you to work until 11pm

I wish the next poster would get double what I get.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. But you only get a third.

I wish when you went to the dentist; it would not cost a fortune!!!!

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, now it costs two fortunes.

I wish my dishes would wash themselves.