Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

granted, but last night a bunch of dead fish washed up on the beach, now it stinks

I wish I didn't have to sit in rush hour traffic on the way home from work

 

[sandshaker]

Granteed, You will walk....barefoot

I wish I were a millionaire

 

[AlexMDiver]

Granteed, You will walk....barefoot

I wish I were a millionaire

Granted, you are a millionaire in Turkey. If you earn a million lira there you are on social aid and can't afford diving. This is why I will give you a ten free dives voucher.

I wish I knew where the lost treasure fleet was sunk.

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted along with somebody's wish that you become a permanent zombie.

I wish I were diving on the lost treasure fleet

 

[sandshaker]

Granted…But there is nothing left.

I wish I could breath underwater all on my own without the use of a tank, reg…..

 

[wstein]

granted but you are severally allergic to water in your lungs

I wish that I could think of a good wish right about now

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,.. but it won't come true....

I wish I had the worlds most compfy lazy boy!!!

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but do you really want to spend that kind of time with Fat Albert?

I wish my boss was not such an @#$ hole.

 

[AlexMDiver]

Granted, but do you really want to spend that kind of time with Fat Albert?

I wish my boss was not such an @#$ hole.

Granted, he's not...but now you are?

I wish I were more creative in my above reply.

 

[freediver]

Granted, he's not...but now you are?

I wish I were more creative in my above reply.

Granted but it still isn't that funny!

I wish AlexMDiver were as funny as I am.