Corrupt-a-Wish

[sandshaker]

Granted,... But it is only 6 inches high!

I wish I had an easy button!

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted, but it is an easy to screw everything up button.

I wish today was part of a 3 day weekend

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,... But the days in this three-day weekend are only 2 hours per.

I wish the popcorn tree in my yard would just disappear

 

[wstein]

granted, but it is replaced by a bowling ball tree right over your driveway

I wish it was happy hour

 

[parrottheaddiver]

granted, but it also happens to be at the same time we set our clocks ahead one hour, so it looks like you just missed it.

i wish i lived on a tropical island.

 

[wstein]

granted, but it is the same island as jurassic park....beware of the raptors!!!


I wish it was 5pm so I could go home

 

[fishb0y]

Granted, but your boss just informed you that you work second shift, starting... now.

I wish I didn't just buy an antique 2 hose regulator.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,..But it will cost a million 2

I wish it were the weekend...ALREADY!

 

[jland800]

Granted....its 11:00 p.m. on Sunday.....don't forget your 6:00 a.m. meeting tomorrow.

I wish I were in Cancun!

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,... It cost you $800,000.00. You only get to stay for 4 1/2 hours.

I wish I was at the beach!