Cheesey Pick-up Lines

[ScubaFreak]

See, you can learn anything on the internet.

I'll have her feel the big bump on my shoulderblade where it broke

Make `sure you tell her that it happened when you went offpiste skiing to save a husky that got stuck or something...otherwise she'll think you fell off the lift and therefore think your a loser

heehee

 

[H2Andy]

*taking notes*

saving....huskies... impresses.... women

dude!

 

[jonnythan]

*taking notes*

saving....huskies... impresses.... women

dude!

Stop and think.

They will cease to be impressed when they find out you're the one who threw the thing off the lift into the woods.

 

[Lil' Irish Temper]

Chicks still dig scars right?

When I was in the Army I tripped and fell on my M-16 rifle sight leaving a scar under my nose. Does that count?

Ohhhhhhh if my math is correct,
guns + scar = "All American Bad Boy" = :07: :10:

or is it,
gun + trip + scar = "Putz Who Wan't Walk" = :wallywink :thumbs_do

 

[simbrooks]

*taking notes*

saving....huskies... impresses.... women

dude!

We dont have snow, huskies, off-piste in FL, would be hard to convince someone of that story

 

[H2Andy]

dude, this could have happened like, last year, when i was visiting my sister in
New Orleans... ooooooh.... maybe my sister needed saving too!

see what i mean?

 

[ScubaFreak]

When I was in the Army I tripped and fell on my M-16 rifle sight leaving a scar under my nose. Does that count?

Ohhhhhhh if my math is correct,
guns + scar = "All American Bad Boy" = :07: :10:

or is it,
gun + trip + scar = "Putz Who Wan't Walk" = :wallywink :thumbs_do

no cos thats a silly place to have a scar, you could get that falling over drunk..although it has a manlt story to it, the fact that you could have blown most your face off may impress her though...

just call me Dr. Love

muaahahaha

 

[simbrooks]

dude, this could have happened like, last year, when i was visiting my sister in
New Orleans... ooooooh.... maybe my sister needed saving too!

see what i mean?

I hope you arent trying to pick up your sister, you are married as well, why are you looking for another woman and pick up lines???

 

[H2Andy]

i just want to impress women... i mean, would you prefer:

1. you walk into a room and are ignored by roughly 50% of the people (i.e. all
the women therein); OR

2. you walk into a room and all the women in there rush to you and sing your
praises as a sister-saving, husky-rescuing, well-scarred man of the world?

i would take number 2, thank you!

 

[ScubaFreak]

Number 2 for me...

What would really work is if you have dimples and an Irish accent too..

Man if you only knew how many people ask me to say thirty-three...

so...a sister-saving, husky-rescuing, well-scarred , irish speaking dimpled man of the world...