Cheesey Pick-up Lines

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Time for a little fun, time to look back on your younger years,

What is the worst pick-up line you have ever heard (or used) ?

"Excuse me...do you have a band aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you"
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Did it hurt.............. When you fell from heaven, because you look like an angel.
Used by me, spring break 97, in the Fla. keys
 
Excuse me, does this tequila taste funny? (Hand them an untouched shot)
 
Are you Robert Palmer?
 
*** BTW, THIS IS NOT EXACTLY CLEAN, THOSE UNDER THE AGE OF 18, COVER YOUR EYES***
Hey that shirt you were wearing yesterday was very becoming,
If I was on you I'd be c***ing!

And no, it never worked.
 
ok, guys, let's please not use the f-word anymore. re-read the TOS and keep
in mind this is a family-oriented board.

with that out of the way, you guys actually SAID some of those lines outloud? :D
 
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