Cheesey Pick-up Lines

[jonnythan]

I'm almost afraid to ask what that is...

I bet Kent's last name is Gryzbowski..

 

[ScubaFreak]

I bet Kent's last name is Gryzbowski..

Oh dear lord...no kent- i think i'll pass on your ehhh....sausage...thanks :11:

 

[kent_1848]

Well, seeing as my ancestors are Polish, and the sausage part would refer to...

 

[kent_1848]

It usually makes girls laugh, nice way to break the ice...my wife thought it was hilarious, I don't know if it actually worked on her though

 

[H2Andy]

Have you ever tired a Polish Sausage?

no, but i took a dachshound out for a run once and nearly killed her from exhaustion

(this story i usually ommit from my "impress women" repertoire)

 

[Firebrand]

Well, the fact that I'm married means I don't have to use it!

My first name is Blase (sounds like blaze). All my single friends tell me they wish they had my name so they can go up to a girl and say:

"Hi...my name's Blase!"

 

[dlndavid]

no, but i took a dachshound out for a run once and nearly killed her from exhaustion

(this story i usually ommit from my "impress women" repertoire)

Finally someone got it, I was tired of waiting.

 

[Lil' Irish Temper]

Finally someone got it, I was tired of waiting.

dlndavid = chick magnet

 

[fiddler]

best cheesey line "why don't we get drunk and s****" and yes it did work.

 

[radinator]

The only pickup line that would work on me was "Hi, I'm [name].".

No, I've tried that one. Never works. :death2:

Edited: Unless I lie about the name. :drejnd: