Cheesey Pick-up Lines

[simbrooks]

Man if you only knew how many people ask me to say thirty-three...

What about tree tousant, tree hundret and turty tree?

You should try being English and living in the US - plenty of Irish accents around, nothing new, but they adore my accent BTW - do you have to mention all the rescue stuff, why dont the women just do option #2 towards you anyway like they do me??

 

[Lil' Irish Temper]

I'm gonna have to go with you guys on this one. Option # 2

 

[limeyx]

OK so there's a cute new temp who just walked in and is working here.

I think I'll use the one in post #26... does it matter that she's not wearing stockings?

haha, prolly not -- you'll likely have to duck in either case!

 

[ScubaFreak]

What about tree tousant, tree hundret and turty tree?

My god man thats the worst Irish accent I've ever heard...

 

[dlndavid]

My god man thats the worst Irish accent I've ever heard...

But you could smell the odor of boiled potatoes and beer on his breath though.

 

[ScubaFreak]

But you could smell the odor of boiled potatoes and beer on his breath though.

ha! only certain types of women go for that...

potatoes + Scubafreak = Bleugh...

 

[kent_1848]

Have you ever tired a Polish Sausage?

 

[dlndavid]

Have you ever tired a Polish Sausage?

No, but I did run over a hot dog once.

 

[Lil' Irish Temper]

ha! only certain types of women go for that...

potatoes + Scubafreak = Bleugh...

For me it's a few pints and a couple of táim i ngrá leat

AND I'M GOLDEN :07:

 

[ScubaFreak]

Have you ever tired a Polish Sausage?

I'm almost afraid to ask what that is...