Rolex Sea-Dweller.
Never dive without it.
It's as at home in the courtroom as it is underwater, which is why it's on my wrist right now.
Mine sits in a drawer, sometimes I wear it to a party when I need to put on airs. But the reality is that it does nothing as well as say a G-shock, except impress foolish women; and now that I've been married for over twenty years that really doesn't matter to me.
I always try to use the right tool for the right task.
Reminds me of that old joke:
[SIZE=-1]A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.
[/SIZE] [SIZE=-1]"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
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[SIZE=-1]"Oh my gaaad....", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex???!!!!!" [/SIZE]