seaducer
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so far:
Boating contrabands list:
1. Bananas
2.Women
3.whistles (or is it Whistling "verb"?)
It is the verb.
And yet copious amounts of alcohol are often consumed on board.

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so far:
Boating contrabands list:
1. Bananas
2.Women
3.whistles (or is it Whistling "verb"?)
so far:
Boating contrabands list:
1. Bananas
2.Women
3.whistles (or is it Whistling "verb"?)
Why not oranges in your bathtub? Potato chips in your wallet?
...When I owned a boat, I allowed bananas, and nothing bad ever happened. However the reason I no longer own a boat is female, so I would be careful, were I you...![]()
the oranges caused me to slip in the tub and hurt myself. the potato chips turned into potato crumbs, soon thereafter i found myself covered in ants. what else do you recommend?![]()
Cheetos....!the oranges caused me to slip in the tub and hurt myself. the potato chips turned into potato crumbs, soon thereafter i found myself covered in ants. what else do you recommend?![]()
Maybe we'd need to bring a Gremlin to close proximity of the bike to test whether he was being repelled or not?
No, no. Those were examples of things that cause bad luck!
I'm afraid the only thing that can save you now is the fine hair off a bat's wing... (unless, of course, you're willing to dress up in a chicken costume and break duck eggs over your head.)
Where do you get such stuff???:icon5:Cheetos....!
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