I would think the proper technique is:
1. Bend at the waist to a 90 degree angle
2. Place your head between your knees
3. Kiss your *****, "Goodbye"
4. Hope the Gator grabs you by the head so you are't alive when he drags you under a sunken tree or rock to drown and tenderize you.
Or:
Swim only in Cold springs that are clear
1. Bend at the waist to a 90 degree angle
2. Place your head between your knees
3. Kiss your *****, "Goodbye"
4. Hope the Gator grabs you by the head so you are't alive when he drags you under a sunken tree or rock to drown and tenderize you.
Or:
Swim only in Cold springs that are clear
