LOL @ wives comment.
I'm about to acquire my first wife. Are you telling me I need to go for the second option? I need to get a second option first!!
Tech Support Request:
Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began creating unexpected child processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Beerbash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I would like to go back to Girlfriend 1.0 but un-install does not work on this program. Can you help me?
- Jonathan Powell
Dear Mr. Powell,
This is a very common problem users complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. While the Girlfriend® suite of products are merely
UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT programs, Wife 1.0 is an
OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything.
DO NOT try to un-install, delete, or purge the program from the system once installed. Trying to un-install Wife 1.0 can be disastrous and is likely to destroy valuable system resources. In fact most users report that half of their Microsoft Money accounts disappear when uninstalling Wife 1.0.
Some have tried to upgrade to Wife 2.0 but this program offers no additional features and in many cases users end up with more problems than with the original system. (Look in your manual under Warnings:Alimony/Child Support.)
Others have tried to run Girlfriend 2.0 in the background, while Wife 1.0 is running. However a system conflict regarding sharing of input devices will eventually occur and Wife 1.0 will detect Girlfriend 2.0, leading to a non-recoverable system crash. (Some users have reported successful downloaded of shareware products such as
Fling and
1.nitestand, but these programs are notorious for carrying viruses.)
I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.
- Tech Support