You might be a diving redneck if:
Your speargun is a smith and wesson
Everything you find on a dive is in your front yard with flowers in it or around it
Your dive knife is a switchblade
Your dive boat is a Bassmaster or a Ranger
You dive mostly just to signal to your buddy on the surface "where the big'uns are"
You are earnestly searching for a way to attach a cigarette to your regulator without the flame going out
You fear tiger sharks much less that your wife (or her family)
-- (OK, OK, guess you dont have to be a redneck for that one lol
Your bumper sticker says- I'd rather be diving in a ford
Your spare air is actually a tiny keg filled with Pabts Blue Ribbon
You keep wonderin' "can you make pickles from sea cucumbers?"
Every time someone says "octopus", you giggle
Your dive boat has a rope swing and a tire and everyone is required to use it to get into the water
You hum "Sweet Home Alabama" throughout your entire dive
You store your gear under your trailer, next to the moonshine
You think SCUBA stands for Sea Creatures Under Bare *ss
- Self Contained Urinary Bladder Attachment
- Super Can Uf Big Air
- Special Care Under Beer & Alcohol
Your wetsuit has a giant number 3 painted on the chest
Farting in your wetsuit is SO MUCH FUN, you look forward to it
Your wetsuit is a "Bubba Glove" --- haaaaaa
This is fun
Eddie A