You Might Be A Redneck Diver If....

[Fish_Whisperer]

You might be a redneck diver if you keep your spare o-rings in an empty Copenhagen can. (No, I don't)

You might be a redneck if you keep your spare o-rings in a FULL Copenhagen can! LOL!

 

[Cacia]

hahaha hehehehe I like this , ... You might be a redneckdiver if you have .."snorkeling injuries" (bright pink burns on your entire posterior side, including your calves and heels)

Wear a a fake lei onto the boat.

Have on the your big gold whale tail necklace at 90 ft.

 

[ch0ppersrule]

you might be a redneck diver if... you have a gun rack attached to your BC


I heard some more, but can't think of them now.

 

[dherbman]

You might be a redneck if you wear a shirt that says "I dived Shania Twang"

 

[ch0ppersrule]

.... you spit in your mask and it is brown

 

[aedavidson]

You might be a redneck if your best divebuddy is your cousin...................and your wife.

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

.... you spit in your mask and it is brown

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

You might be a redneck if your best divebuddy is your cousin...................and your wife.

That only happens in Kentucky!!

 

[dherbman]

you pee in your buddies wet suit

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

You might be a redneck diver if you carry dynamite in your boat bag, for fishing during surface intervals.