You know you're a scuba diver when...

[Underwater Locksmith]

when your willing to dive for golf balls to afford new gear to wear into a nasty a^%& water hazard at your local golf club.

 

[Brendon]

your dive flag has marijuana symbol on it.

your weight belt has a brass cowboy buckle.

your bc is filled with a bunch of U/W lights and you use the batteries as your weight belt...

when your dive boat has a front porch on it.

when you use barbed fittings and band clamps to fix your inflator whip...

when you use duct tape and zip ties to fix 90% of your gear

 

[blackvans1234]

When you ask your date if he/she dives- and it is the dealbuster question

 

[jupitermermaid]

....your gear never has a chance to completely dry out before being used again.

 

[bowlofpetunias]

When your doctor makes a point of stressing that your _____ means you should NOT dive for XXX period of time and makes you repeat it back to him before you leave!

 

[jupitermermaid]

When your doctor makes a point of stressing that your _____ means you should NOT dive for XXX period of time and makes you repeat it back to him before you leave!

......when you don't listen to your doctor when (s)he says your can't dive for XXX period of time because of your _________,

 

[bowlofpetunias]

......when you don't listen to your doctor when (s)he says your can't dive for XXX period of time because of your _________,

Which is why (s)he made you repeat the directions and threatens you with lines next time :lol:

 

[Ze_Abron]

from my wife:

...when you want to buy your 2-year old a wetsuit because it will make him look cute/cool.

 

[diveprof]

When you wear a wetsuit to bed so you don't have to bother with getting up in the night

 

[bowlofpetunias]

I thought that was what a drysuit and pee valve were for :doh: