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H2Andy
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oh man....
worst pun ever
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Damn mods.... they pull the catfighting/bikini shot thread but make us suffer throough this........
My eyes... my eyes.... they're burning............
My eyes... my eyes.... they're burning............
The problem with cloning is that every pair of genes is a hand-me-down...
Former FLL Now MSP Diver
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An abbey was in financial difficulties, and to increase its income the brothers decide to open a fish and chips business.
One day the abbey door bell rang and one of the brothers went to welcome a customer.
When he opened the door the customer said, "Are you the fish fryer?"
The brother said, "No, I'm the chip monk."
Marc
One day the abbey door bell rang and one of the brothers went to welcome a customer.
When he opened the door the customer said, "Are you the fish fryer?"
The brother said, "No, I'm the chip monk."
Marc
Ironcat
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Two buzzards want to fly south for the winter but they are incredibly lazy so they are just going to take a plane.
When they get to the airport they check their luggage and board the plane. One of them has 4 dead roadkilled possums for his in flight meal and the other one has 3 roadkilled cats.
The stewardess stops them and says "I can't allow you on the plane with that stuff".
The buzzards complain that all of this will easily fit into an overhead compartment.
The stewardess says " understand that but there is only two carrion per passenger".
When they get to the airport they check their luggage and board the plane. One of them has 4 dead roadkilled possums for his in flight meal and the other one has 3 roadkilled cats.
The stewardess stops them and says "I can't allow you on the plane with that stuff".
The buzzards complain that all of this will easily fit into an overhead compartment.
The stewardess says " understand that but there is only two carrion per passenger".
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H2Andy
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nice ones FLL Diver and Ironcat
Visualize whirled peas...
offroaddiver
Guest
How about the confucious puns....
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man with missing finger has very bad aim.
Man who likes cigars sees his money go up in smoke.
Man who weighs 100lbs with 50lb Bal** half nuts.
Man who looks up at bird in sky gets piddle in his eye.
Man who is blind feels life.
Man who sit on cable is now online.
Man who sleeps with ice wake-up wet.
If the top piece of fabric on a shoe is called the tongue and there's a tongue in our mouth...We must put out foots in our mouths before leaving the house.
Water isn't wet.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man with missing finger has very bad aim.
Man who likes cigars sees his money go up in smoke.
Man who weighs 100lbs with 50lb Bal** half nuts.
Man who looks up at bird in sky gets piddle in his eye.
Man who is blind feels life.
Man who sit on cable is now online.
Man who sleeps with ice wake-up wet.
If the top piece of fabric on a shoe is called the tongue and there's a tongue in our mouth...We must put out foots in our mouths before leaving the house.
Water isn't wet.
offroaddiver:
:lol: :shakehead :lol:
Former FLL Now MSP Diver
Contributor
DiverBry:
Is that why your second stage is mounted on the left side of your primary?
Marc
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