worst pun ever
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H2Andy
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oh man
See what you started, Andy?
:whack:
:whack:
A lady walks into the doctors office complaing of hearing Pingk, pingk plingk when she goes to the bathroom. So the doctor asks if there is anything else.
"Yes," she says. "When I look in the toilet bowl there are some pennies, dimes and nickels."
"Not to worry," Says the doctor,
"You're going through the change."
"Yes," she says. "When I look in the toilet bowl there are some pennies, dimes and nickels."
"Not to worry," Says the doctor,
"You're going through the change."
I once knew of a guy who named his dog Cigarette. The dog was hit and severely injured in a car accident. The poor thing had both his front and back legs amputated.
Everyday the owner would take him out for a drag.
Everyday the owner would take him out for a drag.
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H2Andy
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o man .... those reach a new low
Jamdiver
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Scuba_Jenny:
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
Ok one of my favorites. <Everybody back up! He's pulling out his favorites! (screams)>
The friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds.
Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought this was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not.
He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him.
So the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.
Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
The friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds.
Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought this was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not.
He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him.
So the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop.
Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
I didn't like my job at the hay farm, so i bailed
freediver:
But he's only half the man he used to be.... He's got to be beside himself.
Somebody, anybody HELP!!!!!!!!!
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