In a presentation I made at an education conference, I put a PowerPoint slide on the screen with a portion of a paragraph. I asked if anyone in the audience would like to summarize it. No one would try. I am sure none of them could understand it at all. I am also sure that every person in the room had at least a masters degree, and I would bet nearly half had PhDs.Sure. What high school student, even an ESL student which was likely given the neighborhood, could possibly have trouble with such an easy read? Here's paragraph 4.
France, less favoured on the whole as to matters spiritual than her sister of the shield and trident, rolled with exceeding smoothness down hill, making paper money and spending it. Under the guidance of her Christian pastors, she entertained herself, besides, with such humane achievements as sentencing a youth to have his hands cut off, his tongue torn out with pincers, and his body burned alive, because he had not kneeled down in the rain to do honour to a dirty procession of monks which passed within his view, at a distance of some fifty or sixty yards. It is likely enough that, rooted in the woods of France and Norway, there were growing trees, when that sufferer was put to death, already marked by the Woodman, Fate, to come down and be sawn into boards, to make a certain movable framework with a sack and a knife in it, terrible in history. It is likely enough that in the rough outhouses of some tillers of the heavy lands adjacent to Paris, there were sheltered from the weather that very day, rude carts, bespattered with rustic mire, snuffed about by pigs, and roosted in by poultry, which the Farmer, Death, had already set apart to be his tumbrils of the Revolution. But that Woodman and that Farmer, though they work unceasingly, work silently, and no one heard them as they went about with muffled tread: the rather, forasmuch as to entertain any suspicion that they were awake, was to be atheistical and traitorous.
My family has a little story about this book. My father was in the GE College Bowl quiz show (as part of the 1960 Rutgers team that won 5 straight matches). You could buzz in at any point while the question was being read. He buzzed in at "What famous English novel begins..." and correctly answered with this title.
What I had put up from them to try (unsuccessfully) to understand was a portion of Edgar Alan Poe's "The Fall of the House of Usher," which in my school (as in many others) is routinely assigned to 10th grade students of all abilities.