Why, yes, almighty Google deity in the sky…
I WILL rush right out and purchase a Tempurpedic mattress for my new million dollar home I can’t afford while I sit in my Winnebago in the driveway, click on pictures of Anthony Fauci and his partner with my hands covered in Liberace jewelry and hope that @Divin'Papaw can get rid of his fleas without having to shave his head.
If you'd ever met me you'd know that shaving my head would take maybe a minute. I would certainly prefer that to taking flea meds.