What happened? 317 people die...

[fairybasslet]

Well??? What about the arm in the mail???

The volunteer fireman came back to the room of the female commercial diver and when he woke up in the morning, it was coyote ugly time so he gnawed off his arm to get away and mailed it to his brother, hoping it could eventually be reattached.

 

[prittykitty]

Here is my contribution. I believe it is original to me:

Joe is sitting on a counter afraid of being drunk. Why?

He's a glass of water.

 

[H2Andy]

brilliant prittykitty!

 

[prittykitty]

Thanks!!!

 

[scubapolly]

Okay, you asked for it:

One day a man received a parcel in the mail. Carefully packed inside was a human arm. He examined it, repacked it and then sent it on to another man. The second man also carefully examined the arm before taking it to the woods and burying it. Why did they do this?

So what is the answer to this one?

 

[ScubaBabe22]

...in a cabin in the Swiss Alps.
...all simultaneously

What happened? (no, it didn't really happen, its a game..)

You can ask questions to solve the mystery..of which only yes or no answers may be given....

My boy loves riddles so I just sent him that one and he couldnt figure it out! Which might be a good thing since he's petrified of flying!!!!

 

[scubapolly]

I've got a great one, but it is a play on words so it doesn't work well on here, but I'll share it anyway so you can tell your firends:

One night, a man and a woman get in a boat, row across the lake, and 3 people get out on the other side. Who are the three people?

*** the night= knight

I've seen people spend days on that one.

 

[fairybasslet]

I've got a great one, but it is a play on words so it doesn't work well on here, but I'll share it anyway so you can tell your firends:

One night, a man and a woman get in a boat, row across the lake, and 3 people get out on the other side. Who are the three people?

*** the night= knight

I've seen people spend days on that one.

the man, the woman and the person rowing the boat.

 

[MoonWrasse]

A couple of tourists go to a bar in mexico. They both order margaritas and fish tacos. The next day the woman is very ill, but the man is just fine.

What happened?

Clarifications/Notes:
Neither tourist has a food allergy.

The woman got knocked up and is suffering from morning sickness.

 

[mike_s]

Answer starts with 11,13,21,...

Yes! you are on the right track!