fairybasslet
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The woman has a totally food-unrelated virus.
What happened? 317 people die...
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H2Andy
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that was going to be my next guess
gt3073b
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good guess, but no.
Ok a helicopter has a capacity of 250 gallons of fuel and uses 5 gallons of jet fuel a minute. A helicopter flies out to see a few miles taking 7 minutes and then stops moving and stays 150 feet above the water. How long can the helicopter stay in that position?
Did the woman have a bad dose of sour cream in hers, while the man prefers guacamole?
H2Andy
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ok, the woman's fish was bad, the man's fish came froma different batch
fairybasslet
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The man was a volunteer fireman and just as they were about to eat, he got called away to a fire. So the woman, pig that she is (she was a commercial diver so she had a big appetite from hauling around hydralic hoses, swearing and spitting), ate his food and drank his margarita. And when he didn't come back, she decided to pick up a chick. And this chick had some kind of virus which was passed to the woman through bodily fluids
fairybasslet:The man was a volunteer fireman and just as they were about to eat, he got called away to a fire. So the woman, pig that she is (she was a commercial diver so she had a big appetite from hauling around hydralic hoses, swearing and spitting), ate his food and drank his margarita. And when he didn't come back, she decided to pick up a chick. And this chick had some kind of virus which was passed to the woman through bodily fluids
Got any video to back that theory up
gt3073b
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fairybasslet:The man was a volunteer fireman and just as they were about to eat, he got called away to a fire. So the woman, pig that she is (she was a commercial diver so she had a big appetite from hauling around hydralic hoses, swearing and spitting), ate his food and drank his margarita. And when he didn't come back, she decided to pick up a chick. And this chick had some kind of virus which was passed to the woman through bodily fluids
:lol: :lol: :lol:
The man's margarita was on the rocks, hers was frozen. Therefore she drank all the ice made with the local water. His ice didn't melt enough to get him sick.
I'm all bummed out now. The real answer wasn't nearly as exciting as yours.
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