"...we'll laugh at you and you'll look like a dork." - the Split

[Mauifish]

So they go into the restaurant and the bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that smelly animal in here", and the cow says "but he's the only one with money".

"and the cow says MOOOOOO!"
wouldn't be the first freeloading cow I've taken into a bar :14:

 

[Robert Phillips]

Approach with caution my dork friends, the Mauifish can smell fear many thousands of miles away!!:grin:

That's not fear you smell, just your breath blowing back in your face!

 

[Kevfin]

If you have diving on the brain, and all you can do is write silly limericks, then... well, you know...

At night she’s the perfect friend
Soft and pliable from end to end
But for diving she’ll never do
positively buoyant through and through
and a tear in vinyl is hard to mend


***cheep attempt at trying to lighten things up a bit...

 

[orangelion03]

There was a young diver named Mort
He'd get sick soon as boat left the port
He tried DIR, felt it better by far
But his friends laughed and thought him a dork

 

[orangelion03]

At night she’s the perfect friend
Soft and pliable from end to end
But for diving she’ll never do
positively buoyant through and through
and a tear in vinyl is hard to mend

Er, umm...Aqua Seal...

 

[Robert Phillips]

There once was a diver from Trent,
who's long hose would bubble when bent
He acquired a can light
and tucked it in just right
now how smoothly his s-drills they went

 

[JDog]

There once was a man from ..So Cal
Who dicided to post the non..Normal.

This thread was a hoot,
'till a fish brought a hoof.

Now the few and the strong,
milk the cow..... all day long.

How long will it be,
'til this thread sets him free?

Has He met his match?
Or is it merely a scratch?

Will He carry on...?
Or just....... move along?

If he pops his last cork,
Would we call him a Dork?

Or simply a fish
From Hawaii.

 

[LAJim]

Anyone notice this thread now has more views than even the Catalina Stickie?

 

[Mauifish]

There once was a man from ..So Cal
Who dicided to post the non..Normal.

This thread was a hoot,
'till a fish brought a hoof.

Now the few and the strong,
milk the cow..... all day long.

How long will it be,
'til this thread sets him free?

Has He met his match?
Or is it merely a scratch?

Will He carry on...?
Or just....... move along?

If he pops his last cork,
Would we call him a Dork?

Or simply a fish
From Hawaii.

I truly must say
enjoyed this foray,
the laughs and chuckles are a hoot
my ride to Cooks corner
with the hefer was a boner
you guys gotta admit that was cute!

SoCal guys can sometimes be cool
be a sissy or think that they rule
their place in SB shines like a light
newbies log on, so soon they are gone
running away sulking with fright

but the fish is real tricky
so slimy and icky
from the depths of the internet that he lurks
try to catch him you may
as the fish slips away
you'll all wind up looking like dorks!!

 

[Mauifish]

:dancingsnoopy: