How many agencies certify people to do visual cylinder inspections?
Only NAUI to the best of my knowledge, but I suppose there may be others.
Does your LDS that you get your VCI at have a certified guy? Probably not, but they put a sticker on your tank anyway.
I used to visually inspect tanks for a dive store between High School and College. I got about 15 minutes instruction in the relevant tools and what I was supposed to do with them. And I thought (and still think) that was perfectly adequate training.
There are plenty of real risks in the diving world without the need to make up imaginary boogey men.
Number of tank failures in diving history of the world which would have been prevented if only the tank owner hadn't skipped a visual inspection? I am going to guess that if the number isn't actually zero, then it's extremely close to zero.