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10 She always double-checks your crotch strap for you.
09 She offers to help with your dry mouth.
08 You find her room key on a boltsnap in your right pocket.
07 She suggests joining the 2 Atmosphere Club.
06 On her wetnotes she dots her Is with hearts.
05 She asks you to help her out of her gear, then her drysuit, then her undergarment, then her underwear.
04 When talking about your harness he keeps referring to your "D cups", not your D-rings.
03 She tells you how sexy you look in trilam.
02 He keeps saying, "Nice bottom.... uh... time."
01 He gives you the "share drysuit" sign.

10 She always double-checks your crotch strap for you.
09 She offers to help with your dry mouth.
08 You find her room key on a boltsnap in your right pocket.
07 She suggests joining the 2 Atmosphere Club.
06 On her wetnotes she dots her Is with hearts.
05 She asks you to help her out of her gear, then her drysuit, then her undergarment, then her underwear.
04 When talking about your harness he keeps referring to your "D cups", not your D-rings.
03 She tells you how sexy you look in trilam.
02 He keeps saying, "Nice bottom.... uh... time."
01 He gives you the "share drysuit" sign.