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El Orans

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Caution: this joke is not approved by GUE. Therefore, do not take it seriously. :D

10 She always double-checks your crotch strap for you.

09 She offers to help with your dry mouth.

08 You find her room key on a boltsnap in your right pocket.

07 She suggests joining the 2 Atmosphere Club.

06 On her wetnotes she dots her I’s with hearts.

05 She asks you to help her out of her gear, then her drysuit, then her undergarment, then her underwear.

04 When talking about your harness he keeps referring to your "D cups", not your D-rings.

03 She tells you how sexy you look in trilam.

02 He keeps saying, "Nice bottom.... uh... time."

01 He gives you the "share drysuit" sign.
 
El Orans:
10 She always double-checks your crotch strap for you.

09 She offers to help with your dry mouth.

08 You find her room key on a boltsnap in your right pocket.

07 She suggests joining the 2 Atmosphere Club.

06 On her wetnotes she dots her I’s with hearts.

05 She asks you to help her out of her gear, then her drysuit, then her undergarment, then her underwear.

04 When talking about your harness he keeps referring to your "D cups", not your D-rings.

03 She tells you how sexy you look in trilam.

02 He keeps saying, "Nice bottom.... uh... time."

01 He gives you the "share drysuit" sign.

Well now... everyone needs at least one good DIR buddy, now don't they? ;)
 
wb416:
Well now... everyone needs at least one good DIR buddy, now don't they? ;)
If you are DIR yourself, then yes everybody needs one - that makes you a team, impossible to be fully team-based DIR without a buddy it would seem ;)
 
It's lasting rather long.........I'm surprised. It's about we all grow up, nice.
 
simbrooks:
If you are DIR yourself, then yes everybody needs one - that makes you a team, impossible to be fully team-based DIR without a buddy it would seem ;)
you are soooo, what's the word... literal!!


:D
 
Randy43068:
you are soooo, what's the word... literal!!


:D
I would like to be literary, at least to make the bill paying part of life more interesting ;)

BTW - if you are offended by the original DIR joke report it, we mods have different views on what is ok or not, i think its close, but not over the line. Other users and mods might think it is over and do something about it.
 
simbrooks:
I would like to be literary, at least to make the bill paying part of life more interesting ;)

BTW - if you are offended by the original DIR joke report it, we mods have different views on what is ok or not, i think its close, but not over the line. Other users and mods might think it is over and do something about it.

I already had a good chuckle from it today... so you guys can do W-H-A-T-E-V-E-R you want with it... the laugh has already done me good and can't be reversed!! :D
 
I'm really, really PO'd about the DIR remark. With whom sir, shall I lodge a complaint?

:eyebrow:
 

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