We used to have French Canadians come down to Texas fer meetins all the time. They loved to listen for the colourful things we would say. I never thought about it before that, so I started writting them down. Here is a few of my favorites.
1)IT'S GOODER THAN SNUFF AND NOT HALF AS DUSTY
2)TALK ABOUT CHARGING HELL WITH A PITCHER OF WATER
3)IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU ACCOMPLISH IN LIFE THE SIZE OF YOUR FUNERAL WILL DEPEND ON THE WEATHER
4)IF I TELL YOU AN EGG IS GONNA HATCH A HORSE, YOU BETTER BUILD A BARN
5)IT WOULD SEEM OUR BIG BOYS ARE ALL STEERS
6)IF WISHES WERE HORSES, THEN BEGGARS COULD RIDE
7)AND IF BUZZARDS HAD A BANJO UP THEIR A#$ THERE WOULD BE MUSIC IN THE AIR
8)SON, YOURE IN MORE TROUBLE THAN A THREE LEGGD SQUIRELL ON A FOUR LANE HIWAY
1)IT'S GOODER THAN SNUFF AND NOT HALF AS DUSTY
2)TALK ABOUT CHARGING HELL WITH A PITCHER OF WATER
3)IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU ACCOMPLISH IN LIFE THE SIZE OF YOUR FUNERAL WILL DEPEND ON THE WEATHER
4)IF I TELL YOU AN EGG IS GONNA HATCH A HORSE, YOU BETTER BUILD A BARN
5)IT WOULD SEEM OUR BIG BOYS ARE ALL STEERS
6)IF WISHES WERE HORSES, THEN BEGGARS COULD RIDE
7)AND IF BUZZARDS HAD A BANJO UP THEIR A#$ THERE WOULD BE MUSIC IN THE AIR
8)SON, YOURE IN MORE TROUBLE THAN A THREE LEGGD SQUIRELL ON A FOUR LANE HIWAY