The Ultimate Product

[zf2nt]

This is rich, and I've got to get this down before I forget the whole pitch. I just had a door-to-door peddler come into my dive shop trying to get me to stock the ultimate dive product. It's a tub of goop which does the following:
--defogs "goggles" and lasts for 30 days;
--takes the adhesive residue off tanks left behind by stickers and adhesive tape;
--cleans wetsuits while they are wet and leaves the neoprene looking shiny and new.

I think I remember a few other claims made as I was pushing him out the door, but can't remember what they were.

Bruce

 

[micboucher]

This is rich, and I've got to get this down before I forget the whole pitch. I just had a door-to-door peddler come into my dive shop trying to get me to stock the ultimate dive product. It's a tub of goop which does the following:
--defogs "goggles" and lasts for 30 days;
--takes the adhesive residue off tanks left behind by stickers and adhesive tape;
--cleans wetsuits while they are wet and leaves the neoprene looking shiny and new.

I think I remember a few other claims made as I was pushing him out the door, but can't remember what they were.

Bruce

That sounds like a scary product to me. I don't think I want anything that removes adhesive anywhere close to my eyes or my skin. :shocked2:

 

[Hinalo]

and, it's a floor wax!

 

[Damselfish]

it's a floor wax AND a dessert topping...

 

[zf2nt]

Well, don't forget that Preparation H was originally developed as a furniture polish before they found other applications for it.

 

[pollywogg]

......did he say it cures hemorrhoids, too?

 

[Thalassamania]

Well, don't forget that Preparation H was originally developed as a furniture polish before they found other applications for it.

... as in other places to apply it to?

 

[Gombessa]

Well, don't forget that Preparation H was originally developed as a furniture polish before they found other applications for it.

I can totally see how that progression happened.

 

[dhammer]

What, no ginsu knives?

 

[mikemill]

It also restores hair and make mr happy a little bit stiffer