BettyRubble
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OMG people - you are sick!
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OMG people - you are sick!
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That Bastardina was doing a photo shoot next door:
and ElfGulf was overheard saying:
"Yeah, gettin me some a that!"
and ElfGulf was overheard saying:
"Yeah, gettin me some a that!"
BettyRubble
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Martha Stewart was observing all of this ruckus from her crystal ball and with the wave of her hand, a brand spanking new pair of upgraded snips appeared in front of Betty . . . but Betty was momentarily blinded by the sun glaring off the shiny snips so
Scuba Do
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Turned her head. That was just the opening FB needed. Heaving his humongous hunk of humanity heavenward, he . . .
BettyRubble
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farted, said excuse me and then
Scuba Do
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Grabbed Betty's new snips. He then gave a nod of his head. All of the sudden, Captain Kirk appeared and said into his transponder, "Scotty (dramatic pause) we've got a (dramatic pause) big problem here (dramatic pause) . . .
BettyRubble
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how fast can you get those engines started and get us back through the worm hole? Asked Kirk
Scotty replied "The engine imbalance is what caused the worm-hole in the first place. It'll happen again if we don't fix it."
Kirk demanded "well get done Scotty, get it done"
Scotty replied " Aye, what else indeed." and then
Scotty replied "The engine imbalance is what caused the worm-hole in the first place. It'll happen again if we don't fix it."
Kirk demanded "well get done Scotty, get it done"
Scotty replied " Aye, what else indeed." and then
Scuba Do
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Spock appeared. He tried to put his Vulkan Death Grip on FB, but couldn't because . . .
BettyRubble
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FB's blubber was too thick and gushy. Spock, looking inquisitively at FB said
Scuba Do
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"Do you mind if I take a romp through your belly fat?" FB replied, "Get in ma belly!!!" As Spock started to climb in, Betty snuck up and . . .
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