The Story

[joystershell]

"Luke, my son, I am coming to get you!" Our intrepid voyagers all looked at each other and in confusion, exclaimed..............

 

[DM95]

Luke? There's no Luke here! To which Fat Bastard replied, "Ahh scrrrrrewwww it! Just get in mah belllay!" Just then, Lenny the three eyed gnome with size 13 feet.........

 

[joystershell]

saw the tip of Luke's light saber, sticking out from under his.....................

 

[scubaren]

kilt. Oddly enough it was sticking out in the back. Fat Bastard tried to turn and run but he was so fat that he tripped and fell on Minime. The sound echoed so loudly that our heroes heard it from where they stood. It was their signal to.......

 

[DM95]

Amscray in the ubay for their lives. As Minime wiggled out from under Fat Bastard, he kicked him in the jewels to which Fat Bastard replied "........

 

[joystershell]

........... "Oh what a beautiful morning,
Oh what a beautiful day.
I've got a beautiful feeling,
everythings going......................................."

 

[BettyRubble]

moonie's way . . . much to the group's chagrin . . a large, bare bottomed moonie appeared carrying a large marshmellow shooting blaster . . he blasted them all with the gooey mess and then

 

[scubaren]

ate it off of all of them, sicko that he was. Once again they set off to......

 

[SCUBA482]

find Dr. Bill's hot bikini clad babe and Mermaid to take them to a football game...but instead the hotties opted to....

 

[joystershell]

go get pedicures for themselves and the guys. Pete thought this idea was.................