The Story

[DM95]

Three eyed gnome named Lenny who grants him three wishes as long as he is able to accompany Steve on his adventures. Three eyed Lenny could only close any two eyes at a time, was 2 1/2 feet tall and had a a terrible stutter and size 13 shoes.

Steve's first wish was to no longer be transgendered which was granted. His second wish was that the trio were back in the sub which was granted and his third wish was.........

 

[joystershell]

that his best buddy Willie could be .............................

 

[bax737]

able to inhale air thru the 7th gill on his back and then create a mystical..........

 

[DM95]

Vegemite castle where newly re-discovered dive buddy Winkie would be able to have......

 

[joystershell]

unlimited Tim tam's and that other awesome treat ....................

 

[ohmdiver]

CRABAPOTUMUS CAKES... with...

 

[joystershell]

vegemite, of course! Now, for a beverage, he selected a fine vintage of .......................

 

[ohmdiver]

1971 Lobster Urine, because it was the only thing to get rid of the taste of Vegimite. Of course it is also good to use as a ....

 

[joystershell]

solvent to remove the rust on your.....................................

 

[mts0628]

Well used scuba regulators, your DIY bone pins, and that 1976 AMC Pacer that has seen many miles since this story started.

So, the Travelocity Gnome, Winkie Peterson, Lenny, Pete, Mike, and poor ScubaSteve, all feeling the Zen Powers of Matilda, decided to embark on the next journey of...