With the heat and mosquitoes slowing things down, you can run some simulations to prepare yourself for the joys and not-so-joys of boat ownership.
The first simulation is having a good day on the boat. Take 3 $100 bills and burn them. This completes the simulation.
The second simulation prepares you for those bad days on the boat. Take 7 $100 bills, burn them, and then holding a bowling ball over your head, drop it on one of your feet. To increase the degree of the simulation, repeat as necessary. Rotate feet as necessary.
The first simulation is having a good day on the boat. Take 3 $100 bills and burn them. This completes the simulation.
The second simulation prepares you for those bad days on the boat. Take 7 $100 bills, burn them, and then holding a bowling ball over your head, drop it on one of your feet. To increase the degree of the simulation, repeat as necessary. Rotate feet as necessary.